THe GoOd OlE tImEs….

woooooHOOOOOOo~!!!!

Back after 10 days of reservist, Boy oh boy it’s good to be back. Ermm, as in slacking crashing out with my boys and stuff, outfield totally is a no no for me tho. hahaha!! anyways, book a cab in advance for booking in on my first day… thought I was early like among one of those to be there puntual, boy I was wrong!!! the minute I reach there, the queue was like OMG!!!! hahahaha… was super pack like colony of ants moving about, little did I know 754 2sir infantry was there for their reservist as well… Minute i reach the guardroom I was like looking around make sure there was familiar faces around so it will be easier for me to go with, if not I’ll definately be super duper noob since it was my first time there for reservist. Slowly the crowd grew bigger and bigger and more familiar faces was spotted!!

As you know army is for ever troublesome, where you need to in pro, confirming your details, take your passes. Was damn bloody confident I would pass the hair cut inspection. Bloody RSM asked me to get my hair trim by the sides and back, sloppy cut for 5 BUCKS!!! Freaking EXPENSIVE lah, what’s more it’s not even, til I need to trim here and there so I won’t look totally geekish. wahahahaha!! IMAGE IMPORTANT NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE. Once done, thought everything was okay and can straight away head to the company line to check into our bunks and settle down. BOY I was wrong again!! bag inspection, this time round check for contra ban ciggies and camera phones. I was like busy sms ing my friends til I actually forgot to hide it, TOO late!! clever me, Encik already spotted my cell.. left with no choice but to surrender my cell. ARGHH!!! bad start for me man, PERIOD!!!! Pass that, straight away draw arms, my favourite SAR 21 easiest weapon to handle and clean. Headed up to my bunk which like on the 3rd level, settle down my stuf found a great spot where I can like crash for the next 10 days, to my surprise only 3 person from my platoon appear, me, zhi xiang and hmm… forgotten think his not important that’s why I can’t remember!! wahahahah. anyways my platoon never change one bit. Slacker platoon I must say… Always late for everything.. Always with excuses… Always find the easiest way out…always wants the benefits without working for it…. Overall we are the worst platoon compared to the other two platoons in the company or maybe in the entire Battalion. BUT!!!!! when it comes to training, somehow rather we make things happen!!! the happening platoon I must say!!! love you guys loads man!! Never did they change one bit after 3 years since we ORD.

Received our first instructions, prepare SBO (standard battle order) if I’m not wrong.. hehe~ so ya prep our sbo for CO parade and followed by road march!! I was like come on man, just book in so fast have parade and road march… HAIZ!!!! wait a minute, is it road march or route march… wth!!! hahahahaha… once you ORD you tend to forget army stuffs man. Anyways, while falling in with our stuff, section 3 peeps still not here yet. those guys are forever late.. gotta know they miss the parade!!! bunch of slackers!!!!! After the parade prepared for lunch, basically after that the whole day was like slacking away even on the second day…. just slacking away with a few short trainings… best is one of our training only took us like 10 minutes.. hahahaha. for the 2 days spend my days at the officer mass drinking and eating and smoking away!!! catching up on ole good times with them! BOy I miss them alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Standard, when your in army or when your back in army, the main few topics that we will always talk about is, GIRLS, SEX, SMOKE, WORK…. hahahahaha~ that is all we talk about. Almost everyone in my platoon is like attached some who is engaged and 2 are like married AND I’m still single….. wahahahaha~ they were like, hey your are the man back in those days what happen?? I was like, Ya what to do… not fated to be!!! hahahahaha~ Thinking about it, maybe I do need to get myself attached, maybe to myself? wahahahaha~

3rd day, woke up for breakfast did our IPPT and I fail!! best of all I failed my standing broad jump! that was a shocker, seriously cause all these while I’m good at my jumping!!! What’s more, I can run!!! hahahaha didnt know I can still run that good though, manage to clock in 10.44 for my 2.4 km, not bad since I didnt did any form of exercises of my own. Didn’t even prep myself physically. After that had our fibua training, it’s a urban warfare training where you would train how to counter enemies in estate areas instead of jungle only. was fun!!! had our lunch out ration at the place itself, standard ration is always late!!! Never change at all!!! hungry man is an angry man you know!! head back to campsite, send in our arms… arms as in our weapons not our arms ah!! wahahahaha!! okay not funny… the rest is slacking at mass… same thing again eating, smoking, drinking and crapping through out the night.

Day 4, had our platoon mission exercise… where we learn how to attack as a platoon but later we broke it down to section exrcise than platoon exercise. Our Pc change here and there for his new to our platoon, Pc Kelvin Kua formally platoon 4 Pc. back in those days he was super extra, always act garang and stuff forever giving us punishment but now he’s relax, like I say RESERVIST only… no need to be so garang can!!!!!Ended our day about 6 plus 7 pm. Headed back, same thing send arms… wash up… slack again… practically it’s talk cock and drink and smoke AGAIN!!!! Never did I smoke so much when I’m out during my daily life compared to in army. SMOKE MACHINE!!!! wahahahaha~

Day 5, WEEEEEE HOOOOOOOO!!!!! Book out day… never ever during my Ns time did we get to book out like 8 am. That is like so early man. Head back home bought breakfast for my family and start to slack at home til evening met up with jup and man, went down to jurong point to get our stuffs and had our dinner before booking in. This time round i’m fully prepared!! Cause the very next day I’ll be in the jungle for like 3 freaking days man!!! wahahaha… same thing once book in, prep our stuff for our outfield … slack again!!!! as per normal, every night is always the same old things that we will do. wahahaha!!  Well one thing for sure we always talk bout girls.. it’s a common thing when you are in NS or in RESERVIST, as long you are in and there are just guys nothing but guys, you’ll end up talking bout girls.. sex… mainly those 2  HOT topics I would say…. Guys will always be guys in the end.. but hey I’m the minority not the majority of guys if you get what I mean ya~

Day 6, get to wake up slightly later than usual for our ration is being pack out for us.. prep our logistics, do a final check before we actually move off.. My company.. all those law gunners out there including me.. we guys decided to gang up and just plainly forget to bring our law!!!! that piece of thing is worthless and it will just irritates me along the way.. wahahahha~ good thing though we didn’t bring it.. It sure lighten our burden!!!! OFF to lim chu kang, Jln Murai. Our first mission!!!! harbouring my platoon is the reserve platoon, that’s where shit happen!!! being the reserve platoon we act as a back up defence for the company which requires manpower to fight… so as they said.. but being our-self, we know who we are in the end… there we were supposedly to dig our own grave to chill for the night… and there i were looking for the best spot which grave was already been dug and left there for quite some time… started to slack.. crapping with my friends… eating and smoking away as usual!!!! AND not forgetting fall asleep!! when you are in the jungle… you don’t care where you lye or sit or sleep.. as long as it is comfortable you’ll be there, trust me boys!! after awhile just before sun sets, bad weather was coming our way.. me and 2 of my buddies decided to make a shelter… hahahha super hilarious can!!! there you are suppose to be on guard protecting your area and there we were making ourself as comfortable as ever.. never in my 2 years in NS did we get to make shelter so GREAT and COMFORTABLE… slack.. sing song.. eat.. smoke.. and even pee together…!!!

First time heard my buddy, Shawn emo ing away with his girlfriend… they some how or rather got into a quarrel so it speaks.. The funniest part of it all was like, middle of the conversation… there were bout few people passing by us.. our responsibility was that we were to halt who ever comes in our way and asked for the correct pass word before letting them proceed. So what he did was half way through quarrelling.. he told his girlfriend, “wait a minute” HALT!!!! PASSWORD… pause for 5 long seconds.. the other party ” your suppose to start off by saying the first password before I can even continue” he goes “orh, HARD…..” the other “DICK” HE goes ” okay you may pass through” just bout he was going to continue with his conversation, they had a big argument this time round… his girlfriend thought that he was fooling around… wahahahha~ poor shawn!! hope you and your girlfriend are doing fine now…

Dawn was here.. the other battalion was ready for the attack.. well no matter how slack we guys are.. we will always put up a good defence before letting them pass through us!!! me and fadily alone kill bout 20 of them.. good one!!! finally after they manage to conquer or territory… we were just slacking waiting for our turn!!!!

Day 7, slacking as we are waiting to head back to rejoin our company… once there shirts off.. campfire time!!! building fire to make us feel at home… cooking our meals… making hot drinks and stuff before down pour… One thing bout army is that…you rush to wait, and you definitely wait to rush!!!! that’s their motto!!!! NEVER CHANGE ONE BIT!!!! Practically it was raining through out the night till it stop roughly bout 6 plus 7 pm. After having our dinner and some time to take a short nap. We pushed off, It always sucked being the front man for the entire battalion!!! So many things I need to do.. Reinforce the markings with silent straw… while looking out for silent straw making sure we are heading to the right path.. as well as acting as the front security for my platoon.. YOU tell me how am I gonna juggle 3 things at the same time further more it’s like 12 midnight when we start to walk… funny!!!! I just don’t know whether I should be angry or happy or just sad for myself!!! anyways follow through manage to reach our objectives way earlier than expected to be… We reached our rvp bout 2.30 am … LESS than 1 click away from our objective… BUT the stupid scouts have to screw it up for us!!! instead of just bashing for bout 1 click that’s bout less than an hour we ended up bashing for bout 3 freaking long hours… everyone was like cursing and swearing at the noob scouts.. I definitely can do better than them anytime any day any where!!! freaking hell!!!!!!!!!!

Day 8, Finally reached our objective at bout 7 am… from there it’s where all hell breaks loose!!!! manage to conquer the objective quite fast.. Maybe due to our frustration and anger which lead us to a quicker victory…. hehehehe! Headed back to camp… send arms, clean our area… packed our stuffs!!!! preparing to book out and never come again.. till our next reservist call up that is.. Night was just super fun… where everybody just celebrate… let loose and drank away… drank bout 6 freaking cartons away man!!!! GOSH!!!!!! these people never did change one bit!!!! wahahahahaha…

Day 9, Book out LOH!!!!!! pack up… area cleaning… prepare to head back to the civilised world out there… just super glad that I’m going back to where I belong… but at the same time, missing these people altogether…. the times we spend together no amount of money nor words could simply describe it!!!! I’m bless to be in this unit let alone to be in this bravo company let alone to be in this great platoon!!!!!!!! SEE YOU GUYS SOON!!!!!

Sorry for the late entry though…. was just super shagged and had too many things to attend too.. further more I wouldn’t want to blog or you wouldn’t want to read a blog which is so dead right??? Till my next post!!!!

CHEERSSS!!!~

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POSSIBILITIES……

hOme at last… just got home from mustaffa centre , did a lil’ shopping and chillin out… have not been blogging for a few days even tho there’s like alot to touch on bout… maybe am just being lazy bout it.. freaking tired from what ever it is that im doing or just that i’ve not been sleeping well… ouh well.. was at eunice’s campfire on fri night… didn’t expect it to be like a small camp… thought it was like a normal pax kinda camp thingy… did kj for eunice…. sum how or rather just getting the hang of it but it’s the music i muz say….. didnt seems right to me….. not ma usual music i would hear or play during andrew’s or veron’s campfire to.. but it was fun… i must say meetoh kids ” TWO THUMBS UP” gd school… wahahahaha~ you haf like only 5 groups and like super duper lotsa helper instructors in… it was fun tho meeting up with those two monkeys again… i sure do really missed them like hell!!!!!! pillay and azri… pls lah DEY!!!!!!! watever it is… FIND ME for goodness sake….. youo guys shld noe me better than anyone else… in fact ma ex gf dunno me as well as u guys… i’m always here for u dudes man… til death do us part!!!!! wahahaha….

Night was madness after campfire… had supper as usual… this time round i felt damn guilty for having nasi lemak!!!! here i am with ma extra 6 kg of wgt… and there i am eating away happily.. hahahaha~ lost like 2 kg during ma last back to back camp only to ain it in a jiff … SIGH~ tot would have an early nite cuz i was like rather shagged out… but seeing those 2 dudes and the rest of the instructors, can’t help maself but entertaining them all the way til like 5 am … wahahahaha~ the usual crap n stuff we wld tok bout~ not forgetting ma 2 new male bitches…. jeremy he and rendall.. wahahahaha…. pls dudes, it’s ok wen we r in camp but not outside ya… Break camp, had a quickie lunch than headed down to redhill with jace (GF).. met up with ma peeps taught them sum dance steps for his cuzzies wedding performance… finally decided on accidentally in love… tot it wld be easy for me to teach but there are juz too darn many possibilities lying ard.. hahahaha!!!! after a solid 1 1/2 hr intense training (like real) wahahaha… finally they are sum where there.. pls dudes and dudettes do practice more ya… i wont be ard wen it cums to the actually day itself.. cant do it without jace lah can!!!! hahahaha… lucikly ya there to help me out… anyways wat are gfs for rite… weeeeeeeeeeeee~

GOshhhhhhhhh think i’ll end here before i start crapping nonsense~!!!!

Tired Tired … CLAP CLAP… Very Very… CLAP CLAP… Tired Very…CLAP CLAP…Very Tired… CLAP CLAP… Chikalaka Pi Ah Pi Ah… Chikalaka Pi Ah Pi Ah… TIREDDDDDDDDDDD~

Ouh My Goodness Gracious……

It’s a sunday and you have to wake up like 10 am in the morn!!!!! hahahahaha ~ Mommy have been bugging me to wake up early just to help her paint her room and ma sis’s room…. Dragging maself out of bed… taking ma own sweet time changing to another pair of old clothes for painting without even taking a shower nor brushing ma teeth… had ma late breakfast early lunch!!!!! and offf to werk (painting of course). Spend the whole day painting the whole room and ma sis’s room…. hahahahaha~ nuthing much just that im damn damn damn damn damn damn tired!!!! i fell so old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There it goes again~

At last!!!!!

It’s like been 2 months or so since i did ma last camp.. i tell you it’s either i’m getting old or i have been enjoying tooo darn much this past 2 months. Ouh well, one must learn how to enjoy and appreciate life no matter how much time you have left in your hands… bahahaha~

Teck Ghee Pri, i must say the kids are sweetness man!!~ too many cuties around… well kids are simply adorable tho they may be a nuisance at times. This past 2 days have been rather busy for me, or maybe slack…. can’t really decide which is which… hahaha~ Must be of the run and cardio which i started only like 2 days ago in CAMP!!!! which boobie would actually do stuff like this knowing your role as an instructor… well ya looking at one that’s for sure~ Blame on the 6 kg which i put on the past 2 months, have been indulging with sweet nothings… and now everyone told me that i’m FAT!!!!!! bahahahaha…. nice working with you peeps again!!! ESP CHIEF CHUA or should i say MS CHUA. Really can’t believe what i have heard during campfire closing speech by the principal even KOKster was stun infact everyone was… hahaha… none the less feels good to be back… esp around kids.

Ouh GOSH!!!!! i still can’t believe i’m actually blogging!!!!!!!! hahahaha.. MOJO!!! what is happening, i must be dreaming… Thanks to my curiousity and to CHIEF CHUA who ask me repeatedly, try lah try!!! blog lah … you so eager… than blog lah!!!! hahahaha…. thanks AH!!

weeeeeeeee~ no worries… with peeps like itchybackside guiding me thru this new thingy… i’m in good hands!!!! you better be worth your while if not…. we settle at JLN!!! ah you know where huh… hahahahahaha~

Well it’s not the end of the day for me… still having another camp tmr followed by efi on fri.. back to back, think am old for this… hahaha~ Till than my peepies!!!!

Cheers!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSSSSSS~

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